Testimonials

“Next to him, I’m just tin.” —Iron Man

“After I met him, everything went downhill.” —Sisyphus

“We send him our regards.” —The Lannisters

“I always felt like he was talking to me.” —Travis Bickle

“He’ll always be my Tokyo.” —Godzilla

“He’s so Raven.” —Edgar Allan Poe

“Whoooooaa.” —Bill S. Preston, Esq.

“He makes me never want to say goodbye.” —Hello Kitty

“He refuses to play the Trump card.” —Anonymous White House Source

“He always kept me coming back for more.” —The Terminator

“He makes me feel so animated.” —Homer Simpson

“Before I met him, I could only paint in black and white.” —Vincent Van Gogh

“He’s no Gumby.” —Pokey

“He left me speechless.” —Silent Bob

“We have great chemistry.” —Walter White

“Every time I’m with him, it feels like the first time.” —Dory

“Once I saw him, I couldn’t look away.” —Narcissus

“He makes me never want to wake up.” —Sleeping Beauty

“He makes me feel young again.” —Benjamin Button

“He’s got some ‘splaining to do.” —Ricky Ricardo

“I could never forget him.” —Jason Bourne

“I’d give him a web redemption.” —Spiderman

“He made my day.” —Harry “Dirty” Callahan

“If it weren’t for him, I’d be nobody.” —Anonymous

“I’d sleep with him.” —Rip Van Winkle

“He was just right.” —Goldilocks

“He’s an old flame of mine.” —Johnny Storm

“He takes me to another dimension.” —M. C. Escher

“He stole my heart. Then he stole my hunny.” —Winnie the Pooh

“He’s a scream.” —Edvard Munch

“He’s a chimp off the old block.” — Curious George

“If he were a mime, he’d be the court gesture.” —Marcel Marceau

“He taught me the correct word order.” —Yoda